nitrosplicer:

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

jucheguevara:

bottombinch:

all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs

“I’m just doing what I’m told. If I am ordered to remove gold fillings from refugees theeth then that’s what I’ll do”, says police officer Michael Hansen.

Just thought I’d add this since not a lot of people outside of the nordic countries seem to have seen it. This is a danish police officer discussing a new danish law that says the police should seize the possesions and money of refugees to finance the integration.

drizzlingtears:

Before Dawn - Xiao Hua Yang

heavybend:

beautiful women named air quality alert are messaging me

morgangalaxy45:

The two ADHD moods:

I can do this

I can’t do this

The two autistic moods:

If I don’t do this thing right now I will die

If I do literally anything I will die

The neurodivergent moods

I want to be around people

I will hiss at human contact

Also, let’s not forget

I can not remember anything about what I just said

I can tell everything about an entire piece of media

hazmatazz:

your opponent is the most selected option. please don’t spoil anything in the tags

rock paper scissors?

rock

paper

scissors

senatortedcruz:

There’s a very specific personality disorder I call assigned Teacher’s Pet at birth and I have it. If I’m not the number one boy I will seethe with jealousy over whoever is.

trailcams:

source

(Source: twitter.com)